if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord
"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
This is why you can’t play frisbee with Cookie Monster.